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me be confucius on whether fruit smoothie liquid or solid? I like to leave mine kind of chunky. Can I have one with my eggs in morning or 1 hour later after eggs in morning. Please help...me not sure and don't want to mess up.

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He who stands on toilet, is high on pot.

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He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

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Good morning. :) Well, I am not totlly sure whether a chunky smoothie is liquid or solid. However in eating, I would eat the egg first and wait a bit and then slowly sip/eat the smoothie.

Unless you are having it for breakfast.

I so wish I could drink smoothies, I have issues for some really odd reason that don't even really make too much sense to me that won't allow me to drink them. They get stuck and if not stuck then it just doesn't sit well and I am not keeping it down. I have tried many different kinds too. So not fair. :(

Hopefully someone can answer you better.

Your confuscious sayings are cute.



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Hmmmm good question! I would probably have them separately just because I wouldn't be able to do both in one setting it's too much. But I would probably treat the smoothie as a liquid. When I eat i'm even careful with things like applesauce and soup and don't mix them with other stuff. Not sure if that is the right answer, but I just err on the side of caution.

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