MyNewLife Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 I thought this would be something really fun to do. I read this on another site and have laughed so much at it... I will give some examples................ You look at the serving size of Triscuts and think "7 crackers - I'll never eat all those, so you take 3 and are full" You can make more then one meal out of a can of Tuna. A thimble of vodka gives you a buzz- a cap full gets you wasted. The guys at my works will ask what everyone wants to eat for Lunch and when they get to me they will say "Just order her a BEAN!" LISA yours is still one of my favorites!!!!- Get pulled over and Cop tells you to get a new drivers license!! Carrie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyNewLife Posted April 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Sorry I had to add one..... When you almost go postal on the waiter because you have told him 10 times that you dont want anything to drink with your kids meal! LOL that happens all the times, Now I just order water and put it aside! Carrie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhawkchick75 Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 LOVE the tuna one...that is so true! I've taken one of those pouches to work before and made it a 2-mealer! Got some for ya... When your chest gets tight and your mouth starts to water when you get within 5 feet of a panera. When you check the clock as soon as you are done eating and start counting down 45 minutes until you can drink. When you can say you've worn a paper thong with thigh high tights!!! SEXY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyNewLife Posted April 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Shelby, SO true..lol I have had so much fun with this just trying to think of some more, my stepson keeps walking in looking at me like I am crazy...lol When you look at the wine bottle to try to figure out how many calories you are drinking..... When you hubby brings you a glass of water with dinner and rolls his eyes and says never mind I forgot...lol When hubby looks at you and say "Are you stuck" just cause you have "that" look...and then says you need to start chewing better baby! lol When you have a LOVE HATE Relationship with your SCALES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jnlebean Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 those made my day, Im having a pretty rough one! Jenelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyNewLife Posted April 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 those made my day, Im having a pretty rough one!Jenelle Jenelle, Everything ok....Just remember tomorrow is another day! carrie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jnlebean Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Yeah, I will be ok. I was laid off on Monday. I have been pretty depressed this past week, I got six week severance pay, so I am going to take this time and make it my six week makeover! I just need to shake myself off and get started! I am doing all I can do to not eat! Jenelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhawkchick75 Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Ohhh Ohhh I got more.... When the shelf life of your clothes is about one month because you grow out of them so fast When the topics you are googling are protein, constipation, and plastic surgery! So googled all three today BTW! When you finally have to break down and buy new undies because yours are falling off your butt! Yeah, had that happen too! Note to all: don't wear undies that are getting too big to Zumba class - they will keep falling off your butt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhawkchick75 Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Yeah, I will be ok. I was laid off on Monday. I have been pretty depressed this past week, I got six week severance pay, so I am going to take this time and make it my six week makeover! I just need to shake myself off and get started! I am doing all I can do to not eat!Jenelle I am sooo sorry to hear that. The economy is really hitting everyone hard. Thinking happy thoughts that you find something soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngieB Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 This is fun! When you are looking at someones plate thinking to yourself......"Are they really going to eat all that food!? When you take a drink in the morning to see how tight you are. You know you are in bandster when you step on the scale in the moring and at night. LOL I did this yesterday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyNewLife Posted May 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 This is fun!When you are looking at someones plate thinking to yourself......"Are they really going to eat all that food!? When you take a drink in the morning to see how tight you are. You know you are in bandster when you step on the scale in the moring and at night. LOL I did this yesterday! Angie, That is too funny! I as well am guilty of the night and day weigh in. I will add one...... When someone says something and YOUR HUBBY looks at you and says you might be a bandster...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacklynrae Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 You might be a bandster if your hubby says don't peanut butter on me! (our code for PBing) If you know what fluoro is. If you begin to like your morning protein shake. If you can honestly said you have been on a 4 week liquid diet. If you had voluntary surgery in Mexico and know it was the BEST option. Just a few I could think of for now. Jacklyn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GregP Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 You know your a bandster if: You eat supper in a salad plate and only fill it half full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mona-camille Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Sorry I had to add one.....When you almost go postal on the waiter because you have told him 10 times that you dont want anything to drink with your kids meal! LOL that happens all the times, Now I just order water and put it aside! Carrie HAHAHAHAHA this one drives me NUTS!! They just won't let you alone if you don't order something to drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngieB Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 You know your a bandster if:You eat supper in a salad plate and only fill it half full. Good one GregP! I have one. You know you're a banster when you take more water/drink bottles to work than you do food! Gotta get those liquids in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyNewLife Posted May 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Good one GregP! I have one. You know you're a banster when you take more water/drink bottles to work than you do food! Gotta get those liquids in! Angie! That is too funny but WOW so true! Carrie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JazzyJude Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 LOL...these are great! Here's a few... You know you are a bandster... ...when you have your very own 'shelf' of vitamins and supplements that you could open up for business with! ...when your friends ask if you're mashing the meal for your grandbabies! ...when you don't know whether to squash your burp or hold in your fart! and this one happened to me today... ...when you let out a toot with a surpirsed look and the guy standing next to you says, "Oops, sorry!" I died laughing...and almost farted again!!! WAY too funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngieB Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 LOL...these are great! Here's a few...You know you are a bandster... ...when you have your very own 'shelf' of vitamins and supplements that you could open up for business with! ...when your friends ask if you're mashing the meal for your grandbabies! ...when you don't know whether to squash your burp or hold in your fart! and this one happened to me today... ...when you let out a toot with a surpirsed look and the guy standing next to you says, "Oops, sorry!" I died laughing...and almost farted again!!! WAY too funny!! PMPL - Jazzy that last one was so funny! I would have rolled in on the floor laughing! Okay....I got one, you know you're a bandster when.....your counting down the days till you can have solids agian. ( I have 8 more days) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrty835 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 I got one When the waitress brings youre order to the table and its half the order on the plate and half the order in stirofoam(spelling) to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mona-camille Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 when you are out to eat and you oder based on how many lunches you get with the leftovers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhawkchick75 Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Oh wow this made my night reading these. You all are cracking me up! That is what I love about this group - nobody else would find as much humor in this as we do. I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willi333 Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 ... o.k. ... You know you are a bandster couple (out for dinner) if the words "you first" do not only mean DH holds the door for you, but let you go first to the bathroom if both have food stuck and start PB'ing Have a great weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngieB Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 ... o.k. ...You know you are a bandster couple (out for dinner) if the words "you first" do not only mean DH holds the door for you, but let you go first to the bathroom if both have food stuck and start PB'ing Have a great weekend Ute - Now that is very polite! I have not PB'd since I am newly banded. I am still on the 21 days of liquids. So I can only imagine how it must feel, from everything I have read it seems like a horrible experience. I can imagine myself wanting to run for the bathroom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 The waitress approaches you with a concerned look and asks if everything was okay with your meal because you did not eat much of it. Your mother buys you the green bags to store your fruit and vegetables in because she has noticed that you don't get them eaten up before they spoil. You can split a child's meal with your five-year-old nephew and still have leftovers. You have more empty hangers in your closet than you have actual articles of clothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyodieter Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 You know your a bandster when... You wake up and say to your husband "wow I went all day yesterday without anything getting stuck!" and he says "you were a good bandster yesterday." and you feel proud of yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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