Holly Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 hahaha...these are too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyNewLife Posted October 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 When you can maintence your "area" again, and have the razor burn to prove it! I swear, I felt like Chewbacca! My husband laughs when I say that, and says it wasn't that bad! Just the fact that he said, "it wasn't that bad," is bad enough! Thank goodness for NSV! Angie you are so Funny!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngieB Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 HA! I know it is a bit TMI but hey, you can always count on me to lay it out there! Oh I went on line to sam moon. Ordered some things! So you know your a bandster when what you consider a binge post band would have been a warm up snack pre band. Angie you are so Funny!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleroo27 Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 Good gracious, all of these are just telling me how much I need my fill, lol! Have one scheduled for Friday. It's been over a YEAR so I'm really lose right now. You might be banded if... Your family, friends and co-workers know what the "look" is. You stupidly took a bite of the hot bread on the table at a restaurant and then stared at your dinner in misery, because now you can't eat it. Your order water when you go out to eat, and then put it as far from you as possible once the food arrives, lest you forget. You know that rotini goes down better than spagetti, and just don't even try to eat angel hair. You've had to re-heat your dinner / your food is stone cold when you're done eating. You locate the bathroom at any restaurant before you eat, JUST IN CASE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjigirl Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 When you take a small plastic cup around with you in your handbag just in case a PB happens in a restaurant/friends house/insert-own-nightmare-venue. (Its amazing how discreet you can be into one of those things.....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngieB Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 You chew your food so much that, toward the end of your meal your teeth hurt. LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngieB Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 When stuffing your self consists of eating a quarter of what you would have ate pre band with out even batting an eye. I tell you what, my portions are NOTHING like they use to be. I am sooo grateful for that, the band and Dr. O's office and staff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tootsie_lou Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 When you can maintence your "area" again, and have the razor burn to prove it! I swear, I felt like Chewbacca! My husband laughs when I say that, and says it wasn't that bad! Just the fact that he said, "it wasn't that bad," is bad enough! You are freakin' hilarious!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 You find out the plates at RuthChris steakhouse have metal coils in them to keep the food warm and you immediately start developing a plan to get your hands on some of them, be it legal or illegal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngieB Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 You find out the plates at RuthChris steakhouse have metal coils in them to keep the food warm and you immediately start developing a plan to get your hands on some of them, be it legal or illegal. Hmmm after reading Andrea's post, you rethink what you initially came here to post in the first place...... Which was.... You might be a bandster if......you have adjusted your thinking to accept eating cold scrambled eggs.... That being said, Andrea, we need to get together on this plan develpment and implementation. I am so in! Can you imagine eating warm food....Eureka! LOL I am going to have to road trip to meet you so we can go to this RuthChris Steakhouse. I live in Omaha, and we don't have a RuthChris steakhouse here. P.S. Sorry that your guy friend wasn't there to see you! I was waiting to hear how that went. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Hmmm after reading Andrea's post, you rethink what you initially came here to post in the first place......Which was.... You might be a bandster if......you have adjusted your thinking to accept eating cold scrambled eggs.... That being said, Andrea, we need to get together on this plan develpment and implementation. I am so in! Can you imagine eating warm food....Eureka! LOL I am going to have to road trip to meet you so we can go to this RuthChris Steakhouse. I live in Omaha, and we don't have a RuthChris steakhouse here. P.S. Sorry that your guy friend wasn't there to see you! I was waiting to hear how that went. Well, I did get to see the most important one - just hoping something will come of that one some day. As for the one I didn't get to see, I just wanted to make him jealous, so it was probably a good thing he didn't come because that wouldn't have been nice. If only we were the original ones to think up this thing, we could have gone on that Shark Tank show - or whatever it is. Let me know when you are coming to KC, I am always up for a steak. Maybe we could get Shelby to jump in as well. 3 of us sharing one steak should be rather economical and funny at the same time. We would probably have to tip the bewildered server pretty well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngieB Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Well, I did get to see the most important one - just hoping something will come of that one some day. As for the one I didn't get to see, I just wanted to make him jealous, so it was probably a good thing he didn't come because that wouldn't have been nice.If only we were the original ones to think up this thing, we could have gone on that Shark Tank show - or whatever it is. Let me know when you are coming to KC, I am always up for a steak. Maybe we could get Shelby to jump in as well. 3 of us sharing one steak should be rather economical and funny at the same time. We would probably have to tip the bewildered server pretty well. I hope that something happens between the two of you too! I am a huge fan of love and feel ever so grateful to have found it in my life! That would be great! I could picture us all eating a steak together too. I am sure the server would be bewildered! To funny! I love this band. You know you are a bandster when you google Hair Molting and Telogen. Or when you watch you tubers and there success videos! If any of you are on you tube let me know your name and I will look you up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngieB Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 You know you are a bandster when you catch yourself chewing your mash potatoes.....and don't need to. You continue to do it because you've come accustom to swallowing a bite in stages that you don't want to risk swallowing the entire bite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngieB Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 You know your a bandster when......all your friends know exactly what you are talking about when you are using bandster lingo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyNewLife Posted November 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 lol@ Angie When you have to Explain to all your Facebook friends what a fill means because they are DRAMATIZED by your Status update that says "Knows that my sister thinks I am CRAZY!!!! but I am getting a fill tomorrow! Excited and ready to see that scale MOVE!!!!! LOL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funmama707 Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 These are great to read. I'm not there yet--2 weeks! However, I'm looking forward to making up some of my own! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hope2lose Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 You know you're a bandster when a Lean Cuisine fills you up and isn't just a tease to make you hungrier!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesuse Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 You know you're a bandster when it's Thanksgiving and you're going to be having squash soup for dinner (on liquids after revision surgery) but you don't mind because you're so happy to have a working band! Definitely something to be thankful for. Happy Thanksgiving all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindsay Posted November 27, 2009 Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 The over eating feeling can last for 2 days. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngieB Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 When you proclaim yourself a scale whore....and have to challenge yourself to say off of it and ask for help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyNewLife Posted December 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 When you proclaim yourself a scale whore....and have to challenge yourself to say off of it and ask for help! TOO FREAKIN FUNNY!!!! I will have to come back tomorrow and vote, since I am OUT of them tonight...lol Carrie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsParris Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 I think these are too funny and too true!!!! I just had one cold scrambled egg for lunch today. My students have gotten accustomed to my strange eating habits and I don't gross them out anymore. They have even stopped asking me, "Is that all you are going to eat?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GregP Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Didn't get to read them all but........You know your a bsndster when you go to the Dollar Tree for doggie poop bags and you don't even own a dog. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngieB Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 OMgoodness.....I gotta say this. You might be a bandster if you have two starburst candies.... Took a drink of my CL a few mins later.....and could feel it in my esphogus (sp) ended up leaning over and letting the liquid come back up....the starburst clogged my darn drain! LOL Nice..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoey2 Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 OMgoodness.....I gotta say this. You might be a bandster if you have two starburst candies.... Took a drink of my CL a few mins later.....and could feel it in my esphogus (sp) ended up leaning over and letting the liquid come back up....the starburst clogged my darn drain! LOL Nice..... Very funny and so true!!! Enjoyed reading these today. Since I didn't have my surgery at the OCC or in the US, I still don't really know why you aren't supposed to drink while eating. I can't eat without drinking. Please fill me in. The one thing that I wonder about is..... why doesn't chocolate ever get stuck or cause bping????? Go figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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